You don't, but Daddy does

We had our family pics taken today in Prosper, and afterwards we took the boys to dinner at Posado's, which we haven't been to since I was pregnant with the twins.  When we were leaving, Dominic and I were the last two to get out of the booth. He quietly asked me, "Mommy, is 'piss' a bad word?" I started to answer, "That's not a nice word, and I don't want to hear little boys saying it" when he then continued in with every suffix available for the word, "What about pissING, or pissed like someone is pissed off?" I assured him that all of those were not nice words and not to be used. He was satisfied with that and let me know, "Well, Daddy says a lot of bad words. You don't. But Daddy does." 

This is Jose 🚶🏾and here's your  🚌 (bump bump)... 😂