I Saw Your Nuts, Mommy
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"I saw your nuts, Mommy"

Journal entries from a mom of 4 little boys

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  • Jan 4, 2016 - I'm not sure why I bother closing the bathroom door. Inevitably, one of the 4 ninjas in the next room opens it, walks across the bathroom, comes up behind me in the closet, and it's always, Always, ALWAYS when I'm in the process of pulling up my pants. I turn around still not knowing someone is there and jump out of my skin as I see Adrian standing there with a smirk on his face telling me, "I saw your nuts, Mommy."
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What I meant to say was...

1/3/2017

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I've learned never to trust Santi when he says "Daddy already brushed my teeth", but, tonight, he was extra emphatic about it, so I went to check with Jose before I loaded up Santi's toothbrush. It was no surprise when I learned that, in fact, Santi's teeth had NOT been brushed, so when I went back and scolded Santi for lying to me. As I was getting the toothpaste open, he said, "I didn't mean to lie to you. I just meant to say 'I love you, Mommy.' I love you so much, Mommy. That's what I was trying to say." 
A man's game starts at a young age, ladies. I'm here to warn you. 

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    Hi, I'm Gina. Mother of 5, including 4 little boys. Wife. I can be bribed with good coffee & dark chocolate. Oh, and I can't say no to kittens, apparently.

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