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"I saw your nuts, Mommy"

Journal entries from a mom of 4 little boys

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  • Jan 4, 2016 - I'm not sure why I bother closing the bathroom door. Inevitably, one of the 4 ninjas in the next room opens it, walks across the bathroom, comes up behind me in the closet, and it's always, Always, ALWAYS when I'm in the process of pulling up my pants. I turn around still not knowing someone is there and jump out of my skin as I see Adrian standing there with a smirk on his face telling me, "I saw your nuts, Mommy."
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The importance of proper hover form...

2/28/2018

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When you're on the road often, you come to terms with the fact that you're going to be using public restrooms more often than you'd like (and we'd all like to NEVER use them). Because I'm often driving in remote areas between large cities, and because I also have standards... until the emergency takes precedence over said standards, that is, I will pass many a hole-in-the-wall/sketchy-looking places doing the peepee dance in my seat... or, ahem, the "other" dance... the sweatier one, figuring I'll just eventually have to pull off into a wooded area if I don't come across something in the acceptable range : urgency ratio. 
I've had many years worth of practice perfecting my "hover", and when I see evidence that a careless or poorly skilled hoverer has been to a place before I arrived, I just shake my head at their incompetence or laziness... at a minimum, I wish they'd clean up after themselves. But while that is merely annoying, the real problem lies here...
Like any sport, you can tell right away if your form is off or spot on and your mind and body connect in either jubilation as you await the crushing of the ball into the net, into the basket, into the hole, into the back field, etc... OR with utter disappointment as you watch it go too high, too low, too far left, too far right. It is with sheer horror that you react similarly when your hover form is off and you feel the public toilet water splash back up and hit you where the sun don't shine... and you still have an hour left of your drive back to your hotel and shower. Such was my day... form was off... and then... no toilet paper in the vicinity. Total rookie move not checking first.
#roadwarriorconfessions #howwasYOURday

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    Hi, I'm Gina. Mother of 5, including 4 little boys. Wife. I can be bribed with good coffee & dark chocolate. Oh, and I can't say no to kittens, apparently.

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