The Book of China

Some friends are currently in China where they are adopting a little girl, so I've been showing the boys some of the pics and videos they've posted during their stay there. Adrian begged me this morning to take him to China, but Javi had a bleak warning for him:
Javi: "No! We can't go to China. There's fire everywhere!"
Me: "There's fire everywhere?"
Javi: "Yeah, because their state animal is a dragon, and they're everywhere. I read the Book of China, and they're on top of all the buildings and all over the ground, and they blow fire everywhere."
Adrian: "Well, how come Cooper isn't getting burned up then since he's over there?"
Javi: "No, they only blow fire on you if you get in their way. By they're everywhere. Some are frozen, but some aren't. So we can't go there because it's too dangerous." 
#guesswearentgoingtochina