I pooped a lot of minutes ago

Adrian: “Mommmmmmmy! I’m donnnnnnne.” Pause. “Mommmmmmmmmmmmy!” 
Pause. Pause. 
"Mommy! Do you know how many minutes I’ve been sitting here waiting for you to wipe my butt so I can get up from here?” 
Pause. Pause. Pause. 
"Mommmmmy Mommmmmy Mommmmmmmy… I’ve been here for six thousand two hundred minutes.” 
Looooong Pause.
“Ooooh. I sure I wish I could upstairs and have fun. But I’m stuck here on the potty because I pooped a lot of minutes ago.” 
“It sounds like my brothers are having a lot of fun. I wish I could go have fun too.” 
“Ughhhh, Mommy? How long have I been here?”
Finally, I headed in his direction. The door was closed, light was off, toilet lid was down. Toilet flushed. 
Maybe ignoring him wasn’t the worst thing I’ll do today after all. #ijustreallywantedtofinishwhatiwasdoingforonce#doesthismakemeabadperson

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